Dear 5ers

If you’re going to the show on the 23rd in Cali, will you let me know because I have a question for you.

  • Me: Don't talk to me right now. I'm unstable.
  • Friend: *Pushes me*
  • Me: *Falls over*
  • Friend: You're right, you are unstable.
  • Me: I meant mentally unstable!

youre-a-huggylostgirl:

retro-girl811:

Two-Tone Tulle Cocktail Dresses

I WANT IT NOW 

(via flyingpuppets)

assiest:

if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre

(via bro-taco)

elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

(via morganperreault)

getthisoff:

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

(Source: 2000yr, via morganperreault)

thatfunnyblog:

I’m laughing so hard at my josh hutcherson pillow

 Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: barebackinq)

copsandgobblers:

my school is talking about internet safety or something

(Source: bongbonger, via pizza)